I’m pretty sure you could order one for delivery. Get onto Deliveroo, and I’m sure your local supermarket can supply you with bacon within 20 mins or so. Mind you, there is a minimum order of £15 which I assume would be quite a lot of bacon.

Everything pictured above came from our two Deliveroo orders at the weekend, one from Aldi and one from Morrisons.

I feel rather sorry for Deliveroo this week, after their half-arsed IPO, so maybe an order and a kind word to the delivery-student-cyclist would be good.